Round Five: Teen Wolf vs. Powder

 

Movies were made about these two characters showing the lives of two individuals who were a little different than your normal teenager. Teen Wolf had hair not only on his head but his face, arms, back, chest, everywhere. Powder was white and bald all over. Who was the better man, the answer is obvious,but let us compare:

 

 

 

Bios/ Stats

 

TEEN WOLF

Teen Wolf was played by Michael J. Fox. As a man, he was cool, but as a wolf he did handstands on moving vans, he could break dance, he had his own fan club, he played on the basketball team and dunked over anyone and everyone, and chicks loved him. We do know he was a little cocky and lost a lot of his friends but never the less, Teen Wolf rules.

 

POWDER

This is one strange kid. I don't really remember the movie but I do know he lived in the basement, had a photographic memory, was magnetic I think, and was really white, hence the name Powder. In the end he the crap beat out of him by some jocks and then is struck by lightning.

 

The Verdict

 

Teen Wolf smoked Powder. Who wouldn't want to be a wolf. You could go from being a 5'7" shy kid on the basketball team to the most popular kid in school who could do all sorts of sick stuff and get all sorts of sick chicks and be covered in hair from head to toe. Guys with hair go up 3-2.